What Depp Heard

Reports are emerging that Amber Heard is accusing her soon-to-be ex husband Johnny Depp of domestic violence. There are pictures popping of of Heard with minor abrasions on her face, around her  right eye.
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The news calls them bruises, but they don’t look like bruises to me. Bruises are dark, beneath the skin. These look very superficial. And I have yet to see any other ‘evidence’ that he abused her in any way.

I’ve got several thoughts about this picture, and her allegations.

1) Those marks are on the right side of her face, and Johnny isn’t left-handed. It’s awkward, at best, to think that he would have struck her with his odd hand.
2) She claims that he slammed his Iphone into her face, causing that “bruise.” I’m no expert, but that doesn’t look like an Iphone. It looks like a slap. And the mark under her eye looks like a scratch. Last I heard, Iphones are smooth.
3) Johnny has absolutely no history of domestic violence, while his soon-to-be ex wife has a long history of dubious motives.

Heard is throwing around a piece of paper as PROOF that there’s been abuse in the past, but the best she’s got is a hand-scribbled note, presumably by a police officer.
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On it, the claim is that the police were called over a DISPUTE, not abuse. And she refused to file charges. From the look of it, she refused to even file a report.

Take a look at the date on that paper. May 16, 2016. Isn’t it convenient that the police would start getting called just a week before she files for divorce? And that pictures only start showing up after?

I don’t know about you, boys and girls, but if my guy hit me in the face, one of two things happens. He goes to jail for battery, or I do, for putting him in the morgue.

Divorces don’t pop up out of thin air. They simmer over time. Sometimes it takes one straw too many to break that camel’s back, but they’re never sudden. This has been coming for some time. My cynical nature says that it’s been coming since the day she pretended to leave her girlfriend for him. But that’s just me.

So she knew she was leaving him at some point in the foreseeable future. Why, then, wouldn’t she lay the groundwork for divorce as carefully as she laid the groundwork for the relationship? Heavy on the lay.

If she’s leaving him over her allegations of abuse, then why isn’t abuse even mentioned in the divorce? She filed paperwork citing irreconcilable differences. Not abuse. Not even a whipser of abuse anywhere in the divorce.
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Yet, days later, Heard appears in court,  begging for a restraining order from her monster of a husband, devoid of her usual glamour. No hint of makeup, pushup bra or expertly coiffed hair. And she’s dressed all in black, right down to little flat black granny booties.
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The only thing missing is the four-foot crucifix she should have been carrying. It’s THE accessory for martyrs.

“I live in fear that Johnny will return to (our house) unannounced to terrorize me, physically and emotionally,” Heard wrote in a sworn declaration.~
But not fearful enough to move out. Right.

I don’t think so.

Here are the facts, as I see them.

Heard filed for divorce from Johnny just days after his mother died. With not a single word about abuse. Not even a squeak.

A wave of outrage erupts about what a black-hearted bitch she is for dumping on a guy just days after his mother died. Especially when the entire world knows how close he was to his mom. Who does that?

Heard needs some damage control, so she accuses Depp of abuse. Enter that picture of her face with abrasions around the right eye, AFTER the divorce papers get filed. Not before. The desired effect: to create herself as the sympathetic victim, both to the public, and, I’m guessing, to the courts.

She got some of the things she asked for in court.
She got the temporary restraining order, requiring Johnny to stay at least 100 yards away from her.
She also gets to reside in the marital home, meaning he can’t go within a hundred yards of his own house, which he owned long before she wiggled her way into his bed.

She didn’t get everything she asked for, though, even as pitiful as she tried to make herself look. She asked for restraining orders to force him to stay away from (at least one of) the dogs. But there was no cause to believe that was necessary. Denied.
She asked for ownership of the Range Rover, and that was denied, too. Nope.
She also got shut down on her request for spousal support and attorney fees.

Good. I hope that’s a sign of things to come.

It looks like she’s already trying to make off with every asset she can get her hands on while he’s in Europe promoting his latest Alice movie. One can only imagine what she’s funneling away while he’s gone. Lord only knows how many millions she’ll ask for in the settlement. How much of his fortune will she stroll away with? Whatever she gets, it’ll be quite the payout. Not many hookers get rewarded with millions for just one year on their backs. Her acting might be questionable, but there’s no doubt she’s got some talent.

How many of his properties will she be awarded, even though he owned them all before she came along? They bought a ranch while they were together, for her to have horses. She should get that, and that’s it. If she wants to support her lifestyle, let her sidle up to some other rich, horny sap and soak him for it.

He should pay for not having the foresight to draft up a prenup. He should pay for making such a fool of himself with a beautiful gay midlife crisis that’s half his age. He should pay for thinking with the brain hanging between his legs instead of the one between his ears.

But he should not have to suffer accusations of abuse that didn’t happen.
He shouldn’t have to sell or forfeit properties that he owned before they ever met.
He certainly shouldn’t have to sell or give up Fuck-Off island. He’s owned that for a long time. That’s been his sanctuary for ages. She shouldn’t be able to take it.

Amber Heard has never, in my opinion, been a very good actress. This performance of a poor battered victim is as flimsy as any I’ve seen. Only this time, she doesn’t have her glamour and makeup to hide behind. A little wink and flirt isn’t going to sail this one through. I hope she gets called on her ploy to soak him for more than she deserves.

And I hope she gets her chain yanked for accusing him of abusing her if it didn’t happen.

Let’s be clear, here. I cannot STAND any man that puts his hands on a woman. Any man that would do that is a low-life piece o shit scumbag that deserves everything he gets.

The only thing I hate worse is a conniving, scheming cold-hearted bitch that lies about being abused in order to make  a guy look bad. There’s a special place in hell for a woman that does that, where I hope she rots for a very, very long time.

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11 thoughts on “What Depp Heard

    • I think you’re absolutely right. I think the “abuse” allegation is to make her more sympathetic to the public, and to the courts. Otherwise we would have seen them before.

  1. There’s no bruise on her face on court day. He must not have hit her very hard or else you’d still be able to see it a week later.

  2. This looks fake. Her eye isn’t swollen at all. The different colors around her eye could easily have been made with make-up :-/

  3. There have been updates to this story within the last day, and I’m sure there will be many more as this train wreck progresses.

    First, there’s the revelation that the couple had already agreed to split, mutually. So off Johnny goes to Europe. The minute he’s gone, she releases a photo of “abuse” and runs straight to court begging for a restraining order against the monster. *insert eye roll*

    And, for giggles, here’s a picture of her, from HER OWN INSTAGRAM, taken the Sunday after the alleged abuse.

    Not a bruise in sight, and hardly the picture of an emotionally shattered victim of abuse.

    Funny how that works, isn’t it? Someone claims such a horrible tragedy, yet is seen by others as having no visible signs of the trauma, and whooping it up like nothing ever happened.

    Heard was also seen shopping at Tiffany’s on Thursday. Still no bruises in sight and happy as a lark. She’s just SHATTERED by his monstrous abuse. We can tell.

    And then, there are her own words. In 2014, Heard said this about herself:

    Whenever my old friends meet someone I’m involved with romantically, they immediately warn them: ‘She may look refined, but when she’s angry, she can go trailer park really fast’

    We can see that, Amber. But thanks for the clarification.

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    • I’ve noticed the similarities myself. Someone who seems utterly unbelievable trying harder and harder, producing more and more stories to try to get sympathy. And money. No matter how fat/skinny pretty/grotesque a person is, a lie remains a lie, no matter how much fertilizer you shovel on it.

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