Johnny Depp shines while Amber Heard continues to show immaturity

Last year, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were charged with smuggling their dogs Pistol and Boo into Australia by then Agriculture Minister, now Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce. If the dogs didn’t “Buggar off” back to America within 72 hours, Joyce threatened to kill them. The pups got shipped off, the Depps were fined and forced to film a much-ridiculed public apology.

Now, it appears that Barnaby Joyce might be ineligible for public office due to dual citizenship with Australia and New Zealand.

And nobody’s loving it more than Amber Heard. She has spent the day tweeting jabs at Joyce, mocking his predicament.


What did Johnny Depp do? He spent the day meeting with patients at a hospital in Vancouver, BC dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. He spent 5.5 hours meeting with every single patient, not breaking character once.
Johnny Depp

The key word here is character. Johnny shows that he’s got it.

His ex doesn’t.

Instead of taking the high road, Amber Heard acts like a bully on the playground, demonstrating a staggering juvenile lack of class.

3 thoughts on “Johnny Depp shines while Amber Heard continues to show immaturity

  1. I remember the 1950s war movie “Battle of the River Plate” (US title Pursuit of the Graf Spee) where the “Kiwi cruiser” Achilles of the New Zealand navy showed up to back Royal Navy cruisers Exeter and Ajax against a bigger better armed German pocket battleship. Kiwi stuck in my mind as a synonym for New Zealander.

    Amber makes “clever” digs (Kiwi fruit) over something best forgot.

    Depp spends his day entertaining children in hospital.

    Lepplady, I think you have these two correctly assessed.

  2. To keep the record complete, Joyce renounced his New Zealand citizenship-by-parents (he was born in Australia to New Zealand immigrant parents), ran for by-election 2 Dec, won almost unopposed, and resumed his offices, including vigilantly protecting Australia from invasive pests.

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